• Secretary of Potent Potables: Christian Morgan

• Secretary of National Anthems & Music: Kelli McBride

• Secretary of Ballpark Food: Chris Calvin

• Secretary of Enforcement: Marie Dawson

• Secretary of Mascots and Uniforms: San Francisco Crab

• Secretary of Entertainment: Kevin Worden

• Secretary of State: Al Gore

• Secretary of Nostalgia: Rusty Dawson

• Secretary of Las Vegas: Gail Cox

• Secretary of Memorabilia Sales: Tony Yates

• Secretary of Umpires: San Diego Chicken

A vote for Jeff Cox is a vote for traditional baseball.

last updated 13 April 2004
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