Bud Selig must go!

Just a partial list of the infractions against baseball and its fans during Bud Selig's watch includes the following:

• Faster balls =  inflated home run averages

• Opening day not in America

• Tie in 2002 All-Star

• Cancelled the 1994 World Series

• Lowered the pitching mound

• Narrowed the strike zone

• Built smaller parks to encourage home runs (e.g. Minute Maid)

• Historically lax on steroids testing, and though he's said he'll start testing, we've yet to see him do so.

• Approved sale of Red Sox to 3rd highest bidder

• Switched his team (Brewers) to other league but wants to eliminate other teams (contraction)

• Shady bookkeeping